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[iPhone]

Meh.

It's decent. I don't think it deserves to be on front page though. Tom has a thing for 13 year olds. Non sexually. Well probably sexually to. But I'm getting off subject. Try finding a better microphone and create a background. Also, get some of your friends to do the other voices, so they all don't seem like one person.

theblackkangaroo responds:

OMG STUFF YOU!

[Tom's Wedding Day!]

No climax.

The graphics were decent. Not to good, but not bad. Tom didn't look nothing like himself.

The sound was bad, really bad voice acting.

There was no humor. I guess you tried to be funny in the begining with Wade, and funny at the end about the honeymoon, but it didn't work. Especially the last joke, it was just plain stupid.

There was no climax. Tom and Wade talk, Tom gets married. The end. There is no problem or solution. Just Tom getting married.

Overall: You need to stop paying a lot of attention about graphics, and a lot more on your jokes and story.

Rudy responds:

The style of Tom is my basic character style I've been using for the past month with the beaty little eyes :)

Every animation doesn't have to have a climax you know. I wrote it doesn't make that much sense since it was rushed a bit :/ I didn't really try to be funny I just whipped up the script fast.

It's not that good nor bad.

[Pico's Time Tank]

Very nice!

I loved the graphics! It looks like you put an amazing amount of work into the environment! Every ounce of the graphics were fucking bamf! Except Pico, I didn't like his hair and he seemed to lanky.

The style, well it's Pico, automatic 10.

Sound was decent.

Violence was very nice.

Wasn't very funny.

Good job!

The-Swain responds:

Pico was in his awkward adolescent phase :D

[666KillYourself]

It is what it is.

It is what it is. It's a loop. In no way did that make me happy I saw that. The drawing was good, but was ruined by static which was pointless. The music was annoying, and I just didn't see any point in it. And go ahead and bicth, because we all know you will, and complain that I didn't love your movie because I'm not going to read the response.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

sure you won't read it I believe you!

but in honesty sir, I get mean to reviewers when they seem to think I believe this is some sort of masterpiece. I don't! it sucks! I put 5 minutes into this shit!(not counting making the picture on my sketchpad). I could do a million times better. However, I find it extremeely annoying when kids, with no flash, or no ability to draw, comes and says "ogfg! u r gay! stawp maiking flash ur cartuun sux!1".

Regarding your static/music complaint, do you think it would be possible for me to pass this through judgement with just the plain picture with no effects or music? Exactly! mind you I didn't mass vote or anything, it passed judgement on its own free will.